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ADOPT-A-PET "You know, I was on my way to the pet store, then I saw that 'adopt-a-pet' magnet, and decided to go to the animal shelter instead." Seriously people.
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I LOVE MY SOLDIER News Flash!!!! This person loves his or her loved one!!! Holy shit, that's amazing! How about you spend that $2 on a phone call instead of a dumb magnet. |
CANCER AWARENESS Have you ever heard of cancer? Neither had I until I saw this. |
LAND OF THE FREE... BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!! There's nothing I can say about this one. I'm speechless. |
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE! I think freedom is free, unilateral war against a Iraq is in the area of $87 billion. |
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IN GOD WE TRUST ...to do what? Maybe when the Chinese factory ran out of message ideas, they just read a dollar bill before giving it to one of their 8-year-old workers for a months salary.
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SUPPORT RESCUE Have a paw print, save a life! |
SUPPORT AMERICA Well, that pretty much sums it up. How about we make a deal, I support America when it stops doing stupid things with my money. |
POPE JOHN PAUL If the pope is looking down from heaven, I'm sure he is reading the magnet on the back of your Prelude.
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I LOVE (fill in the sport) Again, I'm speechless. |
TSUNAMI RELIEF How relieving, a fucking magnet.
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GO HAWKS! Wait... The Iowa Hawkeyes are in Iraq? I'm confused. |
ADOPT A SHELTER CAT This one kind of goes along with the "Adopt a Pet" one, but the tail growing out of the ribbon made it so much more ridiculous. That cat looks a bit constipated too. Who wants a constipated cat?
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PREVENT CHILD ABUSE These are probably made by abused children in China. |
SUPPORTER Since pink is the color for cancer ribbons, and it says "supporter", the only thing I can conclude is the person with this magnet supports cancer. |
PLEASE SPAY AND NEUTER I'm for spaying and neutering whoever buys this crap. |
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HALF MY HEART IS IN AFGHANISTAN My heart is all here, but half of my tax dollars are there. |
PRAY FOR OUR PRESIDENT It almost sounds like this person doesn't trust the president. Welcome to my world.
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